Man Vs. Whole Foods: Is a Budget Impossible?

I thought a professor lied when he said the only way he survived graduate school without falling into debt was by eating canned beans for every meal.

Yet 5 months into grad school, I can see where desperation hit. While beans are a healthy, vegetarian protein, I was not so devoid of hope. It has to be possible as a student to eat at Whole Foods on a budget, right?

Testing and proving this theory brought me into foreign territory, one teeming with hormone-free meat and overpriced produce.

The foreign lands of Whole Foods.

My mission: To claw my way out with a bill less than or equal to $54.90, which is the U.S Department of Agriculture’s low-cost one-week food plan for a 19-50 aged man.

Known Success Rate: Unreported, but there have been many a credit card casualty.

Wildlife to Avoid: Twenty-something year-old vegans. Although a pleasure to view in their natural habitat, this species is hungry and their movements can be unpredictable.

Important Note: Nutritional health is a subject in which everyone has an opinion, and this writer is not an expert but a survivor in this task.

Strategic Tips for Staying Under Budget at Whole Foods:

1. Bring Coupons: Although I’ve never been a spy, it seems to be standard protocol to stock up on weapons before entering a hostile environment. Following that logic, it made sense to enter Whole Foods with a fistful of coupons. My takeaway bargain: $.75 off Stoneyfield Greek yogurt.
2. Determination is Vital: You can’t let Whole Foods prices change you. Pick a price point in which you are comfortable and buy accordingly. I wanted to stay under $20 dollars on produce and managed it without making concessions. I even found apples less than $2 per lb. In total, I spent $12.23 on produce.
3. Buy the Whole Food Brand: Although I grew up as a Tropicana kid, I settled for Whole Foods’s 365 brand of orange juice. The half-gallon was cheapest and it tasted great! Plus, the carton promised that it was pasteurized and not from concentrate. Orange Juice: $2.99
4. Check the Bargain Bins: I stumbled across a 12-pack of garlic herb drumsticks with no-added hormones that I threw in a pan with chopped onion, tomato, and green pepper. I had a savory meal for three days. Now that is a bargain! Chicken: $8.55
5. If Grandma would like it, it is probably tasty, healthy, and cheap. Instead of my usual potato buns for sandwiches on-the-go, I bought budget-friendly Oatmeal Sandwich Bread, which sounded bland. But, it was actually delicious, and healthy: Cholesterol-Free and No Trans Fats. Oatmeal Bread: $3.79

The Test: Whole Foods Check Out Time

According to my calculations, I was under my goal price by 32 cents at $54.58. But Whole Foods threw me a curve ball with a damn tax.

My final outcome: $55.48. Over by 58 cents! So, close, yet unsuccessful.

For those curious about what I purchased:

My Complete Grocery List

• ½ gallon of 365 brand Orange Juice: $2.99
• Nature’s Path Maple Pecan Crunch Cereal $2.99
• Whole Foods Market Oatmeal Bread $3.79
• Whole Food Market Chicken Drumsticks $8.55
• De Boles Whole Wheat Angel Hair Pasta $2.50
• 2 Stoneyfield Greek Yogurts $2
• Grannysmith Apples $2.69
• Tomatoes $3.91
• Cucumber $2.99
• 365 Roasted Garlic Pasta Sauce $1.99
• Red Onion $1.77
• Self-serve Unsalted Cashews $2.79
• Bananas $0.87
• Whole Foods Eggs   $2.69
• ½ lb. Turkey Breast lunchmeat $5.28
• ½ lb. American Cheese $4.79
• 365 brand ½ gallon of Milk $1.99

Total (without tax): $54.58

 

Readers, tell me in the comments: What are your tips for shopping green without breaking the bank? Is it possible to leave Whole Foods under budget? Or is cost-conscious shopping at Whole Foods like licking your elbow: something that everybody tries, but no one succeeds?